Marvin Gaye shot his own son, Ivan the Terrible beat his to death with a club, and Hansel and Gretel's father abondoned them in the woods. Ernest Hemingway often left his child in a crib under the care of a cat, while the children in Peter Pan were left with a dog. Woody Allen married his daughter.
These guys could have used some lessons in good parenting from the two of you.
Love, Dawn and Sergio